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DATE: 11-12-08 RE: BIOGRAPHY FOR AARON MARQUIS Dear You, You have probably been wondering what I have been up to, who I am, and what my page is all about. Well, You, I have got a good mind to tell you just that, and possibly a little more if you are feeling kinky. Je ferais le film and business for the last three and a half years. Sure, it sounds glamorous, but once you get past all of the cheap women, fast cars, and free energy drinks, you find that it is just an ordinary way of doing things. By the way, You, did I tell you that I am a writer and an avid reader? No? I guess we are not as close as I originally thought. () () I plan to graduate in the Spring of 2009, and si je ne decouvre pas anything better to do, I plan to re-enroll as a freshman and start all over again. I think I will live in one of the new dorms with the pianos. Furthermore, I have a nice little Siberian Husky dog by the name of Peter the Great. He defecates on command and scowls at whomever I tell him to. Until next time, take care You, and never use highway restrooms. Chaffingly, Rev. Dr. A. W. Marquis Dictated: 11-11-08 |