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	daily features - 1/15/2007 partner links Honesty. Integrity. Ads The Onion Cracked.com Photos, Videos, and More CollegeHumor.com Top 99 Women AskMen.com Funny, sexy videos Heavy.com Belgian Nun Reprimanded for Dirty Dancing Fark.com Voted #1 Vodka of 2033 Svedka.com sponsored links new this week Scanner by Sarah Hepola This just in: Jake Gyllenhaal rocks a sequined gown, New Yorkers ditch their pants for a day, and the film awards every frat boy won't want to miss. today Horoscopes by Neal Medlyn Your week in sex. /regulars/ today History of Single Life by Ken Mondschein Body image, from Botticelli to Barbie. /regulars/ today The Screengrab by Bilge Ebiri Today on Nerve's film blog: Johnny Depp to play dead Russian spy. Plus, Borat gets nominated...for Best Screenplay?? 1.12 Honeymoon Suite by Siege Four girls and a heart-shaped hot tub. /photography/ 1.12 Cheap, Dumb or Irresistible? by Sarah Hepola Lifetime's Gay, Straight or Taken is all three. /tv/ 1.11 Sex Advice from . . . Boxers by Amelia Mularz Q: What should one never yell during orgasm? A: "Adriaaaaan!" Unless, of course, her name is Adrian. /regulars/ 1.11 Brighton Beach by Catherine Texier "I rock under him, creased like an origami paper girl, pliable and docile, yielding to the sure hand of a master." /fiction/ 1.10 Miss Information by Erin Bradley I want to dump my boyfriend. Should we go to Bermuda first? /advice/ 1.10 The New Prudishness by Ada Calhoun A resolution for 2007: no more punditry about our "oversexed" culture. 1.9 The Morning After by Sarah Harrison Formerly androgynous chanteuse Emily Haines on sexual frustration and going solo. /music/ 1.8 Horoscopes by Neal Medlyn Your week in sex. /regulars/ 1.8 screening room Books: Bio Hazard by Catrinel Bartolomeu Celebrity biographer Jerry Oppenheimer dishes on his latest prey, the fame-addicted Hilton clan. *celebrity/gossip/scandal issue* 12.20 Film: Alpha Dog by Akiva Gottlieb A future cult classic. 1.12 Music: The Morning After by Sarah Harrison Formerly androgynous chanteuse Emily Haines on sexual frustration and going solo. /music/ 1.8 TV: Cheap, Dumb or Irresistible? by Sarah Hepola Lifetime's Gay, Straight or Taken is all three. /tv/ 1.11 more screening room >   regulars Horoscopes by Neal Medlyn Your week in sex. /regulars/ today Miss Information by Erin Bradley I want to dump my boyfriend. Should we go to Bermuda first? /advice/ 1.10 Sex Advice from . . . Boxers by Amelia Mularz Q: What should one never yell during orgasm? A: "Adriaaaaan!" Unless, of course, her name is Adrian. /regulars/ 1.11 Bad Sex With Jen Kirkman by Jen Kirkman Seduced by Frasier. 12.26 Naughty Crosswords by Jorge Stafford This week: "As Seen on TV" —for the very first time. /quickies/ 9.8 Flesh for Fantasy by Various This month's photo contest was a real meat market. /regulars/ 11.17 Altered State by Rev. Astrid Storm Meet Mary Lou Wallner, former homophobe, now pro-gay evangelical. /a life's work/ 12.25 more regulars >   photography Honeymoon Suite by Siege Four girls and a heart-shaped hot tub. /photography/ 1.12 Ah Wilderness! by Carolin Leszczinski Not Walden Pond, but close. And naked. /photography/ 1.5 Diffusion by Pau Ros Double visions. /photography/ 12.29 Mystery Achievement by George Pitts Intimate afternoons with a mysterious friend. /photography/ 12.22 more photography >   personal essays The New Prudishness by Ada Calhoun A resolution for 2007: no more punditry about our "oversexed" culture. 1.9 Pubic Enemy by Lisa Gabriele Britney's wardrobe malfunction marks the end of an era. (Let's hope.) *celebrity/gossip/scandal issue* 12.5 Burning Love by Willy Lafreniere Confessions of a forest firefighter. 12.4 My Dad and Bob Dylan by Rachel Shukert In a world of promiscuous fandom, I admire my father's lifelong bond. /personal essays/ 11.27 more personal essays >   fiction Brighton Beach by Catherine Texier "I rock under him, creased like an origami paper girl, pliable and docile, yielding to the sure hand of a master." /fiction/ 1.10 The Doctor Is In by Alicia Erian "He ran his hands over her like he was at work, on the pretext of searching." /fiction/ 1.3 The Henry Miller Awards by Various The best literary sex scenes, chosen by you. /fiction/ 12.18 Beatdown by Paul Neilan "I tried faking an orgasm but she either didn't notice or didn't care. I tried bucking her off but that only made it hurt worse." /fiction/ 11.14 more fiction >   dispatches Introducing . . . Merkley??? by Merkley??? Our newest photoblogger was raised Mormon; now he raises hell (and shoots nudes) in San Francisco. 12.19 (Really, Really) Dirty Blonde by John Epperson Actress-turned hooker Barbara Payton puts other "confessional" writers to shame. *celebrity/gossip/scandal issue* 12.19 Holiday Gift Guide by the Nerve staff Somewhat cheap and universally easy last-minute suggestions. 12.14 The Long, Long Tail by Justin Clark Riding along with a paparazzo, in pursuit of Jake and Penelope. *celebrity/gossip/scandal issue* 12.13 more dispatches >   LATEST ISSUE: THE CELEBRITY/GOSSIP/SCANDAL ISSUE ESSAYS Pubic Enemy by Lisa Gabriele Britney's wardrobe malfunction marks the end of an era. (Let's hope.) 12.5 (Really, Really) Dirty Blonde by John Epperson Actress-turned-hooker Barbara Payton puts other "confessional" writers to shame. 12.19 INTERVIEWS Joe Dirt by Will Doig The man who made the National Enquirer the most popular magazine in America tells all. 12.5 No, It's Not the Tom Cruise Story by Ada Calhoun Playwright Douglas Carter Beane on his play about a Hollywood star and his hustler boyfriend. 12.12 Bio Hazard by Catrinel Bartolomeu Celebrity biographer Jerry Oppenheimer dishes on his latest prey, the pathologically fame-addicted Hilton clan. 12.20 DISPATCHES Forget Paris by Rachel Shukert The most transfixingly trashy tabloid stars can be found in the UK. 12.6 Hot Holes and High School Honeys by Will Doig The bizarre and scandalous history of America's first tabloid. 12.11 The 40 Best Celebrity Rumors Ever by the Nerve editors A massive compendium of scandal. 12.12 The Long, Long Tail by Justin Clark Riding along with a paparazzo, in pursuit of Jake and Penelope. 12.13 REGULARS Sex Advice From... Gossip Bloggers Q: How can I get it on at a star-studded formal event? A: Move to Los Angeles, drop sixty-five pounds, buy everyone you meet a shot and a beer. Repeat. 12.7 Sex Advice From... 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