Christmas, we all know is about receiving. In an effort to put the fun back into giving, we take it away from receiving.

 

NOFUN CHRISTMAS

SERIOUS PUTTY - Only works on copyin text from the Financial Times!

MCAT STUDY GUIDE - The exciting prequel to OPERATION!

SAFETY SLINKY - Wrapped in packing tape for your protection!

DIFFICULT BAKE OVEN - Doubles as a magnifying device!

SHITS AND BLADDERS - A Ziploc bag of two day old coffee was never this fun!

KOOSH SINGLES - When you want some koosh, but not a whole one. Also great for travel kooshing!