TO ANY FBI AGENTS OR WHOEVER MIGHT BE READING THIS AND BE OFFENDED / SCARED:

This is a joke. It is part of a larger class project for my Weird Science class at the University of Texas at Austin. The project invovles a product made to "solve" this "problem" of potential poisoning. The problem itself is a farce. I have never had contact with any of the poisons mentioned, nor had any intention or involvement with the use of said poisons. Mostly, this site is supposed to be a commentary on how many people make up things they are scared of, and run with them farther than they should. Please don't dissapear me.

Thanks!