Daniel's Sounds Page!


Click on one to hear a wonderful, exciting, wonderfully exciting sound!

***Audio Project 1*** This is a warped version of what a blade of grass would hear in any given day. Everything ranging from kids laughing to car horns to planes to music with weird effects to looping sounds to windchimes. It's just a wonderful, joyful sound experiment. Listen and Enjoy, or DIE! (You will not actually die.)

Fart Machine There's nothing funnier than a well placed fart. Here is a wonderful collection of four distinct, yet mesmerizing farts, each in its own, unique way.
Vacuum Cleaner We all love the sound of a nice, loud, annoying vacuum cleaner. This is no exception. Listen for the groovy power down sound at the end, it's a kicker!
Weird Guitar Thingy This is a weird guitar thingy I recorded one evening under the influence of many drugs, and the wonderful, musical styling (crap) of Creed. Why is it that everytime I turn on the TV, I have to subject myself to Creed until I can find the remote and change it? PS-I do not like Creed at all. P.S. I did not do this under the influence of drugs!
Clock This is the tick-tock of the clock in my parent's house in wonderful Spring, TX. I have been around it so much, that I have to actually try to hear it to hear it. It seems to have embedded itself into my brain, and any other inviting crevice imaginable!
Laugh Tracks This is a bunch of laugh tracks I found on the wonderful internet. Why is it whenever I type the word "internet" on microsoft word, it underlines it, and when I click on the word, "internet," it says it should be "Internet" with a capital "I?" I find this very strange. Anywho, laugh tracks can be used for many things, so think of one, and use it!
Fear & Loathing Sound Here is a sound from a favorite movie of mine. It may seem like just a simple sentence, but the impact of committing many crimes, the least of which is drug use, can be one that lasts a lifetime. So kids, don't do drugs!