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Dr. Janik has seen fit to cancel all scheduled tour dates at this time, due to protest and threats upon his physical person. Roymund hopes that after time passes society will be willing to accept the scientific truth that has been bestowed upon them.

"When will 'you people' listen?"
-R.Q.J.

 

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