Apparently shortly
after Christopher Columbus discovered the new world a man named Ronaldus
Columbus discovered the clitoris. Furious debates
rocked the medical world and the scientific conceptualization of gender
switched from a single to dual sex model all on that basis of this little
lump of flesh. Although colloquially women may still be thought of
as imperfect men, at the time this discovery was seen as convincing evidence
that women are a completely different creatures, much like the Mars vs.
Venus approach. This video follows a modern day queer Columbus on
his journey to conquer the clitoris and bring home the knowledge to his
woman. No clitori were harmed in the making of this short film. |
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