Having played a major role in unraveling this profound discovery, I am reminded of the late scientist Karl Popper. Popper discovered that there are basically two types of of scientific statements:

∑ Singular existential statement- particular statements made about a particular thing, such as “this is a large snow monkey”.

∑ Universal statement- broad statement about all things, such as “all snow monkeys are huge”.

With Popper in mind, I have to assert that the singular statement should be that not all snow monkeys are huge. However, given the existence of this new breed I wonder if maybe other snow monkeys of this sort do in fact exist.

Our latest discovery has proposed a number of questions. One in particular would be, is it possible to give the abominable snowman a personality. Fortunately, six months prior to discovering the snow monkey Dr. Bible and myself had developed a stereotype enhancing drug used for altering human personalities. And since the drug has been approved by the FDA, Dr. Bible and I have wondered if perhaps the new drug would work on our new species of snow monkey.