Oculardesis Operation Trial Attempts
Objective:
Successful flat screen monitor/overhead projector fusion for the purposes of overhead ocular video projection.
Procedure:
1. Remove exoskeleton of VGA flat screen monitor and commence dissection.
2. Locate vital veins and arteries, splice with projector power cords.
3. Graft monitor screen onto projector light surface, allowing for proper air circulation between organs via splints that separate VGA screen from light/heat source located directly below projector light surface.
4. Construct prosthesis to support VGA components.
5. Apply power and video input to resuscitate.
Materials:
1. Flat screen VGA projector
2. Overhead projector
3. Video input via laptop computer
4. Multimeter (to determine fitness of elements)
Observations:
Conclusion:
Functionality achieved temporarily. Eventual rejection of monitor organs by projector. Hypothesize replacement of inverter board and power supply will recuperate functionality.
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