Sartorial Savages
Sartorial Savages (L to R): Karen Schweers and
Jimmy Stiles
Karen Schweers
The legend goes that discriminating Karen Schweers
Has not worn a dress twice in all her years.
She’d rather faint, or so they say
Than wear palest white before summer holidays.
Jimmy Stiles
Jimmy Stiles, they say, is rather aptly named
For natty dress is largely his claim to fame.
This sartorial champ is never with the times out of touch
Yet some suspect he cares too much.
Best friends and Savage fashion afficianados Jimmy Stiles and Karen Schweers always keep us guessing as to what they are going to wear. Capris, culottes, argyle, or ascots, no pattern, style, or cut is too daring for these two. Dates at prom last year, not a student in attendance can forget their matching nautical-themed outfits or their funny antics on the dance floor. Though the two defiantly press that they are “not a couple,” we of the Savage Round-Up Yearbook staff think they would accessorize each other quite well.