The New York
branch of the 'Fashion Police' (NYFP)
use lethal poison to eliminate a 'blue spot' breakout.
Family members brand the move one of 'the greatest
wrongs of history.'
New York, USA: The NYC community
responded with shock and 'outrage' to the untimely death of
fashion model Anastasia Taylor. The Taylor family has filed
several lawsuits against the NYFP, claiming that she was unjustly
targeted as a carrier of the 'blue spot' epidemic.
Impatiens Necrotic Spot Virus (INSV) is a rare disease which
can only be contracted by being bitten by an infected thrips
insect.
Diagnosis is difficult and has resulted in legal battles and
controversy. |
"The costs of containing the disease are high, but we believe that distinctions between "innocent victim" and "guilty, disease-ridden fuck" are immaterial in the face of such an epidemic."
--President George W Bush |
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"She
was just wearing spotted stockings for the fashion show! She
was not even sick..." said sister Josie Taylor.
Official sources say that serious danger lies in "the
dots, spots and circles in the fashion industry." The
police say that the epidemic is rampant: Polka dots, small
dots, large dots and even big round spots have been bouncing
about on skirts and dresses at the New York runway shows.
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