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"Blue Spots" eliminated by the Fashion Police.

The New York branch of the 'Fashion Police' (NYFP)
use lethal poison to eliminate a 'blue spot' breakout.
Family members brand the move one of 'the greatest
wrongs of history.'


New York, USA: The NYC community responded with shock and 'outrage' to the untimely death of fashion model Anastasia Taylor. The Taylor family has filed several lawsuits against the NYFP, claiming that she was unjustly targeted as a carrier of the 'blue spot' epidemic.

Impatiens Necrotic Spot Virus (INSV) is a rare disease which can only be contracted by being bitten by an infected thrips insect.
Diagnosis is difficult and has resulted in legal battles and controversy.

"The costs of containing the disease are high, but we believe that distinctions between "innocent victim" and "guilty, disease-ridden fuck" are immaterial in the face of such an epidemic."

      --President George W Bush
 

"She was just wearing spotted stockings for the fashion show! She was not even sick..."
said sister Josie Taylor.
Official sources say that serious danger lies in "the dots, spots and circles in the fashion industry." The police say that the epidemic is rampant: Polka dots, small dots, large dots and even big round spots have been bouncing about on skirts and dresses at the New York runway shows.

NYC designer Shien Choi featured soft, flowing skirts decorated with intersecting circles — small and large ones — in a recent collection before being imprisoned on 2 counts of reckless endangerment. Many say "that's ignorant" to the NYFP's attempts to contain the disease. The CDC rebuts these claims by saying that there is no possible way to distinguish between the "blue spot" disease (EHV-1) and the artificial "blue spots" favored by the fashion industry.

The legs and feet of EHV-1 victims are the first extremities to show the disease. The photograph of Anastasia's legs from the fashion show will be used during the trial as the primary evidence in the NYFP's defense. "The spots localized on her legs cannot be mistaken for 'simply' fashion," says the NYC Chief of Police.