Polly can be easily identified by her tiger head tattoo and bitchy personality. (I advise you not to approach her when her eyes are red and beady like this.) Polly changed her last name to Saccaride just so when she uses her favorite line, “eat me” she can literally mean it.

 

Collie is constantly eating, if she is awake she is eating. We think she has Prader-Willi Syndrome, but as long as she takes about 200 laxatives a day she’s fine. If she’s not eating she’s shitting, but most of the time she is doing both.

 

 

Holly was the first born, and a natural born leader. Taking no shit from anyone she vows never to become subservient to a man. (Her lover in the picture requested that her identity be masked.) Holly considers herself to be an avant garde artist. If you would like to step into her avant garden click here.

 

 

Trolley, the youngest and certainly most naÔve, has been married three times to the same man. And Tom Arnold, if you are reading this, beware!!! Trolley has five older sisters who want to kick your ass for breaking her heart a third time, you asshole! Click here to see photos from Trolley’s three weddings.

 

 

Molly, she’s just a whore.

 

 

Finally there’s me, Lolly. Promoting our grassroots organization Women Against Marriage leaves me little time for a shower. Now, it is true I have been married three times, to three different men, but I was frugal and used the same dress and silk flowers for each ceremony. It wasn’t until my third marriage to Fernando failed that Holly introduced me to the world of lesbianism. I am happy to announce that I am in a committed relationship, of two months, with Ellen Degeneres’ cousin’s housemaid Maria. (All my love to you, my tempting tamale.) Click here to see me and my three husbands.

 

Ida is our first member to join WAM since its inception in 1997. After donating over $11,000 to support Lolly's web training at ACC, we decided to make Ida an honorary founding member of WAM. Ida has been happily married for seven years, but she wholeheartedly supports women who oppose marriage. Her husband Barry is supportive of Ida and the various social outlets she participates in. Although, WAM is not supportive of their legal union we do recognize their mutually supportive relationship. She agrees that the male-chauvinistic, misogynistic tradition of marriage can take a toll on women’s mental state. She wants to let everyone know that marriage is not right for everyone, but she loves her schnookums very much!