But first, let me tell you about project number 3.

So I didn't know what to make for my third project (a theme that pretty much pushed me for each one of the assignments in this class). So I thought of this old video game called "The Legend Of Zelda" where you're this little elfen guy and you have to rescue the princess from the evil forces, and you've got a sword and a sheild and you've got a little carrying pouch to carry little potions and things, so I decided to make a little carrying pouch, but instead of making one to carry magic dust (because anyone who uses magic dust knows you keep that shit air-tight), I made one to carry an herbal concoction like my own private potpourri (it's a good thing too, because after turning the assignment I left it in my car for a while because my car had this nasty funk in it, but that's digressing). I had learned how to prepare herbs because for a while I gave up the whole Christianity thing in favor of experimenting with a watered-down version of paganasim that sucked, but it taught me how to prepare herbs. That was the easy part in this project, the hard part was sewing up that little pouch. That was time consuming. I hadn't sewn a damn thing in almost 15 years, so I knew it was going to be a royal bitch, and it was, but now I've got technique, and I learned how to hide poor stitching and a few tricks, so I might try some future craftiness with sewing, and I got the practice making this project.

Wasn't that heart-warming? Now go back to The Very Begininng like a good little maze rat.