So I awoke, thankfully, not craving nuts or anything of the sort.

Why exactly would I want to fit in with the common everyday squirrel. I wanted to remember a profound dream with some philosophical answer to why the universe is the way it is.... but no... I get squirrel dreams. The first dream that I remember in the past couple of months, and nothing but squirrels...

I was standing in an opening in the forest... A nice forest, with moonlight shredding the trees as it tried to reach the ground. I was surrounded by squirrels.... not foaming at the mouth rabies squirrels, but the cute cuddly, take home and play with type. I, was not so cute and cuddly as I was wearing a squirrel suit... not even a good one... but one with a face hole cut out and two little brown fabric ears sticking out. It was furry, but not really a good imitation. Anyway, I remember trying to convince the little creatures that I was one of them... I too was cute and furry, only they didn't seem to believe me... actually they seemed to be making fun of me and calling me an outcast and stuff. I soon left my body and floated up to see the whole picture.. It wasn't much better. I could hear myself pleading with them, trying really hard to fit in, even asking for nuts... I could also now understand them... "HOW STUPID DOES HE THINK WE ARE.... DOES HE REALLY BELIEVE THAT HE COULD PASS FOR ONE OF US.... AND LOOK AT THAT AWFUL HEAD TO THAT COSTUME" I never knew squirrels to have such an attitude... I awoke to the ringing of a clock.

So... squirrels... just see if I feed them again...