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Projects: Kyouiku Redux, Variety Revamp, Patricle Physics
Patatoa was born and raised in San Antonio, TX. He thinks SA is way > than Austin. The problem with Austin is that the town as a whole thinks it is some wonderful utopia. Whether it is or is not isn't important. Utopia is no fun. Everythings vanilla, and white bread. San Antonio isn't the best town ever -- and we're FINE with that. We make no claims to being a pinnacle of progressive civilization. We know our city is kinda goofy and aggrivating and stupid, but that's just San Antonio, mannn. We wouldn't have it any other way. And for a town (Austin)that prides itself in "being open to other cultures" every restaraunt I've been to has sure been bland. Food is what San Antonio is all about! San Antonio is the town that puts EVERYTHING on hold for free food. Take for instance the Cowboy Breakfast, at the start of the big Stock Show & Rodeo festivities. It's practically a holiday. ALL IT IS IS A FREE BREAKFAST. If you want to get work done before 11 on that day -- you're from Austin. Let's look at the non-traditional "holidays" Austin has: that Halloween in June thing? (I don't know what it's called, I go back to SA for summer.) What kinda lame White Folk concoction is that? And the Austin Marathon? Are you kidding me? In SA we barely believe in walking across the street! In SA we have Battle of Flowers day at the end of fiesta. What is it's significance? Damned if anyone in town knows! It's just a day off right before school finals. Speaking of fiesta, there's a perfect example of why San Antonio is at where the party is -- THATS RIGHT, SAN ANTONIANS DON'T END SENTENCES WITH PREPOSITIONS NEITHER. I also heard a factoid saying that Austin has the highest population of smart cars, hybrid cars, green cars in the state of Texas. Right now in San Antonio, everyone's buying brand-new shiny mammoth pick-up trucks! They're so cheap right now and now we can finally have a place to store that old mattress and our McDonalds wrappers. -- AND WHY THE HELL are there no McDonalds in Austin? What's that mess about? I've seen maybe three in the whole town, yet there's a Wendy's on every block! WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE EAT for christ's sake??
Projects: Kyouiku Redux, Variety Revamp, Patricle Physics