Fan Club Info

My name is Guy Random, and I am the president of the official Rex Royal Fan Club. It has been such a pleasure working on this website, and I can safely sayI am Rex Royal’s biggest fan. I have loved him ever since the day he first appeared on the cover of Vogue. Before that day, I was Madonna’s biggest fan, but when Rex came into the world… how could I resist him? It was like I was made to be his biggest fan. It is my mission in life. If there is ever a bigger Rex Royal fan, I would kill him. Just joking. I would probably just tell Rex (in person, cause I have that priviledge sometimes since I’m the president of his fan club) that I am his biggest fan.

I started the Rex Royal fan club because Rex Royal needed a place to call his own. He has so much fame, and I wanted to kind of put it all in one place. You know, so people can log on anytime and see how famous he is. It is crazy, being a celebrity. It’s like people know who you are, or should anyway, but you have to constantly prove yourself through media in order for it to have any real validity. When you are a celebrity, you are only as real as people perceive you, and that’s why I think that making this website for Rex Royal has made him even more real. Everyone wants stars to be real!

The best thing about the Rex Royal fan club is that you, too can be a member. It is inexpensive and easy you know what they say… a star is only as big as his fans! They also say size doesn’t matter, but I want the Rex Royal fan club to be really, really big!

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for questions: info@rexroyalfanclub.com