Cosmopolitan Magazine

15 Things We Hate About Incredibly Famous People
Rex is so glamorous in this photo. He just stands there, terribly unaffected with his jacket unzipped.

The 15 things are kind of negative, but who reads the copy in Cosmo anyway, unless it's about the kama sutra? I'd rather see ultra-glam Rex Royal than kama sutra any day… unless it was the Rex Royal kama sutra.

Entertainment Weekly

"World's Most Beautiful Men" Turn-ons
Rex is the only one of these so called "men" who can pull off lilac. Last spring on the runway for Dior he practically single handedly re-launched pastels. And he was wearing all black! And no one on the A-list can pull off a pair of Dior pants the way Rex does.

Ben Affleck and George Clooney do make a nice frame for him, though.



Star

Hollywood's Big Spenders
Tabloids are the filth of journalism. Mr. Royal is very conservative with money. Everyone knows that all those clothes and cars are gifts.

In fact, most everything he has someone else paid for! He is real smart, for a star. Maybe someday I can afford to buy him a Mercedes. If they are still trendy enough by then, that is. Maybe I will buy him a space Mercedes.