Cock of Nothing. In an episode of the Simpsons where Homer is the head of the labor union at the powerplant and he is speechifying all the employers, rallying them up, and Mr. Burns says to Smithers: "Homer Simpson thinks he's the cock of the walk. Well I tell you Smithers, Homer Simpson is the cock of nothing!" I named another movie I did a while back the same thing, belatedly. My pants, in this short soundless video (which was originally presented with an accompanying monologue played on a portable tape recorder), have a hole in their crotch. At the time of videotaping, my pants had become as recognizably me as the rest of my body since I wore them so much and never really washed them. I wasn't wearing any underwear during the shoot either, for effect. This video is not much to look at, but I needed to do a project that allowed me to vent my ambivalence and self-disgust and laziness and boringness and contempt so that I wouldn't have to do it again and I could move on to something different, more interesting to everyone else. Cock of Nothing