Well hello. Goldilocks here. So you want to know a few basics on how to jam like a demon from hell, eh? Well first of all make sure you have your Hell strat and your Damned Amp cranked up to Death Distort. That's the 666th setting to all of you amateurs. That's important if you're jamming to Beelzebub blues. I myself am more partial to acoustic but you have to widen your horizens sometimes.

And if you're curious on how to get the effect that I get on the movie you have to get a Warlock or Sourcerers (no witches or necromancers-even if they're super old) to place a posession on your strings. Just ask for anyone of those guys, whether they're conventional or not, and they'll know what you're talking about. Back in the days, the Anti-Christ crunch wasn't very big, but now it's pretty much out in the open and summoners generally know what about that kind of stuff, placing effect curses and all.

Anyway, I generally practice at least an hour every day. If you want to get to my level, you have to practice often, but that rule generally goes for everything. I listen to a Metallica, but I generally go for softer stuff like She Wants Revenge. That's a pretty good band if you want to relax for a while (not that Metallica's all that intense anyway).

I'll be off for now. Lord Narf is acting like a real twit, and he wants us to destroy the ocean or something. Ciao.