You'll never know how incredibly cold it was when I made this video.

It's a tad more scripted than the other T-shirt video, but those are real people I'm interacting with at the coffeeshop, and my mom really had no idea what was going on when I called her. She took it pretty well; we've had a lot of phone calls that were weirder than this.

I'm currently researching how to legally add an exclamation point to my name. Seriously.