It has been a life long dream of mine to prove the existence of the Abominable Texas Snowman.  When I was a small child and my other friends were attempting to find Santa Clause, I spent all my time on the ATSM; so after years of research one can imagine how delighted I was to finally track down the elusive creature and brutally murder it in front of its young. 
 
What better Christmas gift could the random bounty hunter have brought me than the freshly traumatized off spring of ATSM?   Nothing.  Certain skeptics may ask why we spent all this time tracking down the creature just to kill it.  Many great minds face this question and the answer is blatantly obvious. 
 
The way to learn the most about something is to destroy it.  If that something/someone is different from us all the more reason to hasten its eradication.  It's what civilized people do.  Judging from previous research and the creature's reaction before its brains were blown out, it appeared to possess intelligence equal to that of humans and perhaps even a culture and language of its own.  This makes our elimination of the beast all the more impressive since it clearly had the capability to fight back, but being an inferior being, did not have the aptitude for violence that we did.    After the vivisection of the creature's young, we can proudly place the Abominable Texas Snow Men on the list of extinct species, thus cementing its(and our) place in history.     
 
 Godspeed,
-Dr. Travis S. Bible