D.A.C.: Death Avoidance Counseling

D.A.C. Motto:

    Why die when you don't have to?

 

 

The Rules of D.A.C.:

    1. Don't Die:

    Clearly, in order to avoid death, one must not die.

    2. Don't Complain:

    If we are all going to live forever together, nobody wants to hear your belly aching.   

    3. Once again, Don't Die:

    This one is quite important, so make sure and cover your basis.

 

 

D.A.C. Daily Affirmation:

    Hi, my name is <your name> and I am not dead.