Recipe for Eggs and Insanity

Ingredients for Eggs:

1. 2 eggs

2. 2 tsp Tabasco pepper solution

3. 1 cup chunky salsa sauce

Ingredients for Insanity:

1. 2 Hemispheres of the brain

2. 2 tsp of well balanced Dopamine solution

3. 1 cup of chuncky imbalanced Dopamine sauce

Directions

1. Start by cracking the first ingredients into a bowl

2. Add the tsp of solution

3. Now beat the two into a homogeneous mixture

4. Pour the mixture into a preheated pan at about medium heat

5. As soon as the initial sizzle of the added heat stress upon the mixture, add the cup of sauce to the pan

6. Stir ocasionally.

And this is what the finished product will look like. It is not as appetizing as it looks because the water in the sauce has evaporated and makes for a much dryer chewier texture then the dish would be if the sauce had been added at the end.