Are you constantly moving around, doing stuff? Do you ever feel tired after exerting yourself? Do you ever just wish you could stop participating in "the world" and take a big old life-affirming nap? Do you always wish that?

Well HOLY CRAP have I got a solution for you.

INTRO-DUCING THE PERPETUAL SLEEP SOLUTION

That's right, folks, The Perpetual Sleep Solution.

I would try to describe it in words to you, but you simply HAVE to SEE it yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's that unbelievable.

"But wait a gosh-darn momento, mi amigo! (My friend!) I want to learn more, and I want to learn it NOW!"

homely