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by Sarah Hepola This
just in: Jake Gyllenhaal
rocks a sequined gown,
New Yorkers ditch
their pants for a
day, and the film
awards every frat
boy won't want to
miss.
Brighton
Beach by Catherine
Texier "I
rock under him, creased
like an origami paper
girl, pliable and
docile, yielding to
the sure hand of a
master." /fiction/
Books:
Bio Hazard by Catrinel Bartolomeu Celebrity
biographer Jerry Oppenheimer
dishes on his latest prey,
the fame-addicted Hilton clan.
*celebrity/gossip/scandal
issue*
Brighton
Beach by Catherine Texier "I rock
under him, creased like an
origami paper girl, pliable
and docile, yielding to the
sure hand of a master." /fiction/
Beatdown
by Paul Neilan "I
tried faking an orgasm but
she either didn't notice or
didn't care. I tried bucking
her off but that only made
it hurt worse." /fiction/
Pubic
Enemy by Lisa Gabriele
Britney's wardrobe malfunction
marks the end of an era. (Let's
hope.)
12.5
(Really,
Really) Dirty Blonde by
John Epperson
Actress-turned-hooker Barbara
Payton puts other "confessional"
writers to shame.
12.19
INTERVIEWS
Joe
Dirt by Will Doig
The man who made the National
Enquirer the most popular
magazine in America tells
all.
12.5
No,
It's Not the Tom Cruise Story
by Ada Calhoun
Playwright Douglas Carter
Beane on his play about a
Hollywood star and his hustler
boyfriend.
12.12
Bio
Hazard by Catrinel Bartolomeu
Celebrity biographer Jerry
Oppenheimer dishes on his
latest prey, the pathologically
fame-addicted Hilton clan.
12.20
DISPATCHES
Forget
Paris by Rachel
Shukert
The most transfixingly trashy
tabloid stars can be found
in the UK.
12.6
The
Long, Long Tail by Justin
Clark
Riding along with a paparazzo,
in pursuit of Jake and Penelope.
12.13
REGULARS
Sex
Advice From... Gossip Bloggers
Q: How can I get it on at
a star-studded formal event?
A: Move to Los Angeles, drop
sixty-five pounds, buy everyone
you meet a shot and a beer.
Repeat.
12.7
regulars