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Nothing but a toilet,
a special-unique one,
a magical-mystery-mystical toilet,
the holy toilet.
And it floated in the dark nothingness
for unmeasurable amounts of time.
(not even time was existing).
Until that first moment,
after so much freaking nothingness,
something! yeah, something happened.
Kaboom!! (brAA-päA-Taaa-prRRR-s-shHü)
an intense ultra-magnified explosion
with the equivalent power of three thousand
two hundred seventy four atomic bombs
(oh my toilet!)
and the sound of nine billion trillion farts
simultaneously released and magnified.
Finally! the equilibrium was altered, was it?
No, of course not.
