The specter of terrorism spreads across America, a virus breeding fear and threatening the American way of life.  As a freedom-loving American you should not stand for this injustice!  Yet, how can you regain you safety and security when anyone could be a terrorist?  Halliburton has a solution to this frightening dilemma – the new Suit for Terrorist Detection (the STD).  Our patented STD provides complete protection from any terrorist activity in your neighborhood.  Using sophisticated brainwave technology the STD picks up on Anti-American sentiment and channels the threat level into the hand-held remote sensor.  Not only will this give you immediate warning to imminent danger, but will also directly alert Homeland Security to the presence of any unpatriotic threat.  Additionally the suit provides its wearer with thermo-glasses that display the heat signature of all persons within the viewer’s field of vision.  The US government acknowledged that patriotic Americans will register at the normal 98.6 degrees, displayed by their orange and yellow temperature readings, whereas the average cold-blooded terrorist will be indicated by blues and greens.  These precautions will allow and your family to escape quickly out of any hazardous situations as rapidly as possible.  For just $99.00 the STD may be yours through this limited online offer.

Can you put a price on your family or your freedom?