Meet Baby Hermie!!

If you are one of the many people who suffer from serious anxiety worrying over the gender of your unborn child, this product is for you. Baby Hermie allows you to combine and re-combine an array of possible genitilia that your little hermie might be born with. As we all know, infants born with ambiguous external genitalia are not to be taken lightly. It is best to rush the minutes-old infant into a dangerous and complex surgery in order to fix this "problem." You must act quickly. Supplies are limited. Don't be caught off guard in this crucial time.

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* * * * * Thank Jesus for Baby Hermie!! I do not know what I would have done without it. - Ima Wanker from Alabama

* I do not think I understand the point of this. This is supposed to be practice for real life, not a joke? - Idelle deTruthe from New York

* * * Very life-like and educational. Baby Hermie is a wonderful tool for introducing the topic of sex to my children. - Jen DerFaucker from California. (Manufacturer's Note: This product is not intended for educating children. We strongly suggest that no one under the age of 18 should buy Baby Hermie, as sex is something that all young people should fear.)