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Stressed? Don’t know what to do? Relax, this the solution. This holiday season give that special someone a gift that will truly blow them away.
This package includes: a beautiful decorative stainless steel liquid soap dispenser, coins, disposable camera, tape, Pixy Stick, mint flavored dental floss, Popsicle sticks, epoxy, electrical wires, rubber gloves, dome lights, and black powder.
For only $35 and with little time and love you can assemble this dynamitic gift that will leave her with: a loss of left hand, post traumatic stress disorder, amputation of the right middle, ring and little fingers, limited motion to right wrist, removal of the uterus, fracture to right index finger and thumb with anklyosis, loss of visual acuity, aphakia, corneal scar, right eye, scarring abdominal wall after removal of scrapnel, serious otitis media to the right ear, migraine headaches, scaring to right hand, scarring to left wrist, disfiguring scaring to right arm, painful scarring and disfigurement to abdominal wall, colectomy, impingement syndrome of the left shoulder, traumatic facture to right forearm, trigeminal neuralgia with metal place to skull and left parietal area, tinnitus, perforation of left and right tympanic membrane, scarring behind left ear, fracture to left ulna, plantar heel spur to the left heel, bunion formation to left foot, left heel fracture, septoplasty and nasoplasty (nasal reconstruction), left oophorectomy, bilateral hearing lost, emotional injuries, sever mental anguish, diminished quality of life, disfigurement, pain and suffering and other physical and emotion injuries.
Listed items could be found at Wal-Mart and Academy Sports and Outdoors, detailed descriptions for the mail bomb could be located in court documents with a open records quest.
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