Associated Press reporter Linda Carmichael has now confirmed our report of a massive wormhole developing in the central region of Texas. Her article featured last Monday in The New York Times and Washington Post has stirred a stunning curiosity in Dr. Sebastian J. Blackheart's study of the existence and appearance of wormholes throughout the western hemisphere. Blackheart recently visited The National Institute of Time Development in Washington D.C. where he met with United States Attorney General John Ashcroft on the development of these dimensional portholes.

Blackheart reportedly spotted the wormhole off I-290 while doing research for The South-Central Institute of Technology just outside of Austin, TX. A research team has been assembled to investigate the further possibilities of engaging the wormhole through a machine Blackheart has named, Young Heart Attack.

"I truly believe the possibilities are endless. No longer will the race of human beings be confined by the object of time. With the development of Young Heart Attack individuals will have the chance to briefly discover what other periods and perhaps other worlds feel like."

On asked on the name Young Heart Attack, Blackheart responded, "The idea of time transportation is a dark and unexplored idea. For those who believe that this development enables a person to experience 100 or so lifetimes without the slightest complications or consequences will be sorely mistaken. The vast, unknown space of time is just that, unknown. I imagine that before I return I will have died thirty times and experienced numerous heart-attacks at a very young age."

Blackheart is now in Austin, TX, conducting further investigations.