DEATH DIET
A good meal can help one appreciate the finer things in life or even life itself. But what about those foods that promote death? The DEATH DIET is just the thing for those who are interested in gaining a greater respect for dying. In an effort to reach out to those select people, I have created a line of foods meant to exhilarate their morbid palates. Why not "make your last meal a deathly good one?"
3 foods included in the DEATH DIET meal plan:
"CUT-CAKES" - These adorable perversions of cupcakes include your very own razor sliced into the top. Makes for a great final snack! (Sharing not suggested, instructions not included)
"MISFORTUNE COOKIES" - Not your typical fortune cookie, these crunchy omens will offer warnings or merely confusing sayings to make you paranoid. Samples include: "Beware of the person next to you," "You will swallow more than a pea-sized amount of toothpaste," and "Oh Shit."
"TEXAS TOASSSST" - Quite popular in the state with the same name, this sizzling side food tastes great with bloody spaghetti or all by its little frying lonesome. (sorry, miniature electric chair out of stock)
More death foods soon to come.