E-mail:

Do you have any questions or comments for RJ? Do you want to know why he is such an incredible waste of parts? Well write in and let RJ know what a failure he is.

Comments about RJ will be posted if they are harsh enough but names will not be included. Please write in and let us know how much you hate RJ.

To talk to RJ - rj_robot@freakingretard.com

To talk to me - the_creator@istillhateyou.com

These are real e-mail addresses so don't be shy.

Update:

Okay it has been weeks and you people still are not e-mailing me. Don't make me come to your houses and leave macaroons all over the place. Doesn't sound too bad? Did I mention they were POISONED macaroons? Plus they attract ants. So you will be dead AND have pests all over your apartment . . . Yeah . . . Bitch.

E-mails to Me

Now it should be clear to anyone reading this that SexyChickWhoClearlyWantsYou is clearly a sexy chick who wants me. She even wrote a little haiku for me. "Your message is the best." I think we all know what that means. Oh yeah. I also like how she doesn't put pressure on me. She tells me exactly how to get her to leave me alone if I want. She knows I'm a rolling stone.

Wait a second. That's a guy in that picture! Well we will fix that...

It is good to see that this Jethro can comprehend pure genius when he sees it. Odd that a person named Jethro would be able to understand my site so well...

E-mails to RJ:

Of course RJ watches football. He loves seeing a big group of men in skintight shorts trying to penetrate each other's end zones and jumping into big piles of writhing man flesh. Yup, RJ absolutely LOVES slapping around the old pigskin, even if it isn't his.

RJ is also really into Ellen reruns and Will and Grace. He even enjoys long messages from burly Danish men and listening to N'Synch.

HA HA HA HA.

Stupid gay robot.

Well it looks like good parenting to me. My only complaint is that this weird Asian lady should be holding her brat by one leg and beating him with a shoe. You know, to toughen him up and show him who is in charge.

When I show this to RJ he just curls up into a ball and shakes.

Stupid traumatized robot.

Oh, and RJ will not "keep it real." Not in MY house.

I don't know what this fool looks like but I put his e-mail into the Picto-matic 5000 and this is the picture it generated based on what he wrote.

Jesus Christ it's moving!!!!

Now it was clear from the letter that this guy is a freak but GOOD GOD. Are those antlers sticking out of his head? People who look like this shouldn't be allowed to send e-mails or interact with any non-mutants. Keep your freak love to yourself.

I never said the Picto-matic 3000 was perfect. I should get the Picto-matic 4000 but I know they are just going to release 5000 in a month or two.

I'm not sure what L33T means. Maybe that is Russian for Moron.